Hey Mark and Scott,
It's wild that we haven't caught up since pre-COVID in Austin! Huge congrats on selling Benchmark Research—and I remember hearing something about PV in the works. It's one of my all-time favorites, and we're headed back in May for my husband's birthday. It'd be great to reconnect then (BTW, happy belated birthday, Mark!).
Anyway, I digress. Thanks for checking out PooTricks—a brand born from one stinky ‘aha’ moment, now on a mission to revolutionize the men’s bathroom experience.
💡 The Big Idea
Ever wished you could magically erase that “dude stank”? That’s exactly why PooTricks (LLC since 2021) exists. Our Magic Sprayer® is a post-sit, hands-free essential oil sprayer that zaps embarrassing odors at the source. And with our Dude Magic® line of deodorizing and cleaning sprays, we’re on a mission to give guys the fresh bathroom experience they never knew they needed.
🏆 Why We’ll Win
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Untapped Dude Market: A $100B global toilet-care space, with men mostly overlooked—until now.
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Irreverent & Fun Brand: Think “Dude Wipes meets Dollar Shave Club,” tapping into a massive, loyal following.
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Serious R&D: Over $200K invested, 4 years of R&D resulting in a manufacturing ready patent-pending device, stable and certified formulations, and 3,000+ fans waiting.
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Ready to Scale: Strong margins (52–63.5%), subscription-ready products, and a proven pipeline for manufacturing.
💰 The Offer
We’re raising $500K at a $2M valuation, and aiming to close this friends-and-family round by mid-April. If you’re in for $250K+, you’ll get a 5% revenue share until 2x payback—plus equity. We expect to hit $1.78M in Year 1 and soar toward $100M by Year 5.
⏰ Why Now
Men’s bathroom care is about to explode. With Magic Sprayer® and Dude Magic® sprays, we’re shaping a new conversation around confidence, convenience, and comedic relief—one throne at a time.
☎️ Let’s Talk
If you’re ready to turn bathroom breaks into a booming business, let’s connect. Feel free to look around and browse our upcoming products and brand vision on this website, the navigation is above. For a deeper dive into the investment opportunity, check out our Full Pitch HERE.
And hey, spread the dude-magic love to any of your FRIENDS & FAMILY who might want to get in on this first round!
I’m always happy to hop on a call—whatever helps you see the magic!
Cheers,
Patrick H. Perrine
Founder & CEO, PooTricks
Calendly - Schedule a Call
Voice: 619.363.4836
Email: Hello@PooTricks.com
Website: www.PooTricks.com
aka www.TheDudeMagic.com
and www.TheMagicSprayer.com